Active Research & Security Ops • Preston / UK

Robert Parker Cyber Forensics & Infra

BSc Cyber Investigations @ UCLan
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Founder & CEO @ Scooperdive LTD
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Studying Cyber Investigations & Digital Forensics at UCLan while running an independent game server hosting business. Passionate about Linux, bare-metal hardware, and building practical tools to solve real problems. Powered by ADHD hyperfocus, genuine curiosity, and zero corporate fluff.

3+ Yrs
Running Scooperdive
10+
Custom Projects Built
UCLan
Cyber Forensics Student
Arch / Linux
Daily Driver & Systems
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Hands-on with systems, learning forensics, and building practical tools.

I'm Robert Parker — a student and self-taught builder based in the UK. I'm currently studying Cyber Investigations with Digital Forensics at the University of Central Lancashire (UCLan). I don't pretend to be a 20-year industry veteran or corporate guru. I'm an active student who genuinely loves the technical weeds: understanding how data persists in memory and filesystems, learning forensic chain-of-custody standards, analyzing network traffic, and figuring out how things break.

Outside uni, I'm the Founder and CEO of Scooperdive LTD (UK Registered Co. #14606666). I started Scooperdive after getting tired of overpriced, underpowered server hosts that overpromised and underdelivered. Running a hosting business gave me real, unglamorous experience: setting up bare-metal Ryzen servers, configuring Pterodactyl container nodes, managing Linux hypervisors, and keeping infrastructure reliable under real workloads.

Prior to university, I studied Public Services at Blackburn College, achieving a Distinction* (D*) at Level 3, alongside a Double Distinction (DD) at Level 1. The course taught me operational planning, emergency response, and staying calm under pressure — practical skills that directly translate to incident management and handling technical hiccups.

🧠 ADHD & Autism: The Hyperfocus Edge

I have ADHD and Autism. In practice, that means when something catches my curiosity, I don't just skim the surface — I dive completely into it. Whether that's reverse-engineering an iPhone hardware feature via Python, building an ADHD budgeting companion, or writing a bit-perfect CD ripper for my own desk, I love getting my hands directly into the machine.

Education & Credentials

BSc (Hons) Cyber Investigations with Digital Forensics
University of Central Lancashire (UCLan)
2025 — 2028 • Preston, UK
Digital Forensics Memory Analysis Network Security
Public Services Level 3 • Distinction* (D*)
Blackburn College (also Level 1 • Double Distinction / DD)
2022 — 2025
Crisis Leadership Operational Planning

Leadership & Operations

Chief Executive Officer & Founder
Scooperdive LTD (UK Co. #14606666)
Jan 2023 — Present

Directing company strategy, high-tickrate game server infrastructure, Pterodactyl container orchestration, and automated DDoS mitigation.

Bare Metal DevOps DDoS Mitigation Pterodactyl

Forensic & Security Disciplines

Evidence Integrity & ACPO Volatility 3 Memory Triage Wireshark Packet Analysis Autopsy / SleuthKit Linux Incident Response Sched-ext Kernel Tuning Reverse Proxy Hardening DDoS Scrubbing

Rabbit holes, hardware hacks, and genuine curiosity.

I'm just a nerd who loves getting deep into technology. Here are four real stories and technical experiments I've tackled just because I wanted to see what happens.

Turning an old iPhone 7 into a physical, bare-metal Python server

A10 Fusion • Pure Python Standard Library • Physical Hardware Hooks

Hardware Hacking / iOS

I had an old iPhone 7 (A10 Fusion) sitting around and wondered: can I turn this into an authentic web server and hardware control center using zero third-party dependencies?

After jailbreaking via palera1n, I built a pure Python 3 standard library HTTP daemon. The real fun began when I started hooking directly into the physical iOS hardware:

Hardware-Level Exploitation:
  • 170Hz Linear Taptic Engine: Calling AudioToolbox.framework via ctypes so that clicking a button on the web interface physically fires the linear resonant actuator in your palm.
  • Dual Stereo Speakers: Synthesizing raw PCM audio waves and piping them through /usr/bin/afplay to rattle the chassis.
  • Apple PMU Telemetry: Querying physical battery current (mA), cell millivolts, and thermistors in real time via ioreg -rc AppleARMPMUCharger.
  • A10 Hurricane Stress Burner: Multi-threaded SHA-256 rounds that push the performance cores, physically warming the 7000-series aluminum shell.

The most critical security rule? Strictly blocking reboot, shutdown, and halt with exit code 13. On a semi-tethered jailbreak, a reboot wipes the kernel exploit from volatile RAM. But sbreload (SpringBoard respring) is fully supported, letting you restart the entire iOS UI without dropping the Python server or losing jailbreak persistence!

Why NixOS ruined normal distros for me (in the best way)

Declarative Configs • Generational Rollbacks • Zero Drift

Systems & Reproducibility

On traditional distributions, managing a system over months is an exercise in gradual entropy. You tweak a config in /etc, install some random dependency to test a tool at 2 AM, and six months later you have no idea why an update broke your audio stack or display server.

NixOS completely flips the paradigm. Your entire machine state — kernel modules, systemd daemons, desktop environments, user dotfiles, and packages — is declared in code.

The Generational Safety Net: Every rebuild generates a standalone bootloader entry. If an experimental kernel patch or configuration fails, you don't panic with a Live USB: you reboot, pick the previous generation from GRUB, and you're back running in 10 seconds.

Coupled with Arch for pure cutting-edge desktop testing, Nix is leagues ahead for infrastructure consistency. It appeals directly to the perfectionist part of my brain: everything reproducible, atomic, and version-controlled.

Simulating 49,114 real biological neurons inside a Minecraft player

Princeton FlyWire FAF-B • Neural Dynamics • Embodied AI

Bio-Informatics / AI

Princeton's FlyWire consortium released the complete connectome of the adult female fruit fly (Drosophila melanogaster) — 49,114 functional neurons and 241,528 biological synapses mapped at nanometer electron microscopy resolution.

Most people analyze connectomes as abstract graph datasets in Python notebooks. I wanted to know: what happens if you embody this connectome inside an agent with physical sensor inputs?

The Neural Plumbing:
  • Mapped world illumination to fly photoreceptors (R1–R6, Tm, Mi).
  • Tied sweet odorant receptors to sugar cane and flowers; foul receptors to lava, smoke, and fire.
  • Fed wall collisions into mechanosensory tactile neurons, and free fall into proprioceptive balance loops.

Running at 20 ticks per second inside a Minecraft player model, the Kenyon cells and dopaminergic plasticity (PPL1 vs PAM) produced real approach and avoidance behaviors purely from biological synaptic weights. It was one of the most rewarding rabbit holes I've ever tackled.

Real detective work: What I love about Digital Forensics at UCLan

Volatile RAM Triage • ACPO Principle #1 • Filesystem Carving

Forensics Coursework

People often imagine cybersecurity as hooded hackers typing green text at 100 WPM. To me, the most fascinating side of security is digital forensics — because it's genuine, methodical detective work.

Attackers can delete event logs, rename malicious binaries, and try to hide their traces, but the physics of computing cannot lie. Memory allocations leave unbacked artifacts, NTFS leaves record signatures in the Master File Table, and packet headers reveal beaconing cadence.

The Rigour of ACPO Standards: In our labs at UCLan, we work under real evidentiary standards. Principle #1 states that no action taken by law enforcement or investigators should alter data held on a computer or storage media. Everything starts with hardware write-blockers, verifiable SHA-256 bitstream copies, and maintaining an unbroken chain of custody.

Taking a raw memory capture from an infected machine and using Volatility 3 to uncover an injected DLL hiding inside an otherwise legitimate svchost.exe process gives you an incredible rush. It’s technical problem-solving at its purest.

Scooperdive LTD

UK Co. No. 14606666 • Registered UK Trademark
"When I was around 7, I tried to create a Minecraft account named ScubaDive. Problem was... I couldn't spell. I ended up typing Scooperdive. The name stuck. Years later, after getting sick of sluggish corporate game hosts who overcharged for trash hardware, I built Scooperdive from scratch. No overselling, no fake promises, just raw Ryzen compute and hardware that actually works."
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Bare-Metal Performance
High-frequency AMD Ryzen CPUs paired with NVMe PCIe 4.0/5.0 storage pools. Zero noisy neighbours and zero throttled CPU shares.
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Terabit DDoS Mitigation
Automated edge scrubbing that filters Layer 3/4 amplification floods and Layer 7 bot attacks without increasing in-game ping.
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Custom Container Wings
Hardened Pterodactyl nodes configured for instant deployment, automated offsite backups, and fine-grained resource limits.

Things I've built & tinkered with.

A transparent look at what I work on. Some are live public ventures, but most are personal, closed-source tools and home lab experiments built for my own use or curiosities.

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Hosting & Cloud Public / Live Business

Scooperdive LTD

Independent game server hosting company built from scratch. Manages bare-metal AMD Ryzen nodes, NVMe storage pools, Pterodactyl container orchestration, and Layer 3/4/7 automated DDoS mitigation.

Live Venture Ryzen Bare-Metal Pterodactyl DDoS Mitigation
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Open Source / Web Owner & Live Site

migratetolinux.com

Founder and owner of migratetolinux.com — a zero-dependency, modern handbook and sanctuary designed to help everyday gamers and switchers move to Linux without gatekeeping or terminal intimidation.

migratetolinux.com Zero-NPM Proton / Steam Linux Sanctuary
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Hardware Hacking Closed Source / Hardware

iPhone 7 Bare-Metal Server (A10)

A pure Python 3 standard-library web server engineered to run directly on an authentic jailbroken Apple iPhone 7. Directly hooks physical hardware: fires 170Hz linear Taptic clicks, plays raw PCM stereo audio sweeps, monitors Apple PMU battery thermistors, and triggers safe SpringBoard resprings.

Closed Source A10 Fusion Taptic Haptics Jailbreak / iOS
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Desktop Audio Tool Closed Source / Desktop

CDRip — Bit-Perfect Qt6 Ripper

A clean Linux desktop application built with PySide6 (Qt6) and cdparanoia for scratch-resistant, jitter-corrected CD ripping. Computes MusicBrainz Disc ID TOC hashes, fetches 1200px artwork from multiple storefronts, and encodes losslessly into my local collection.

Closed Source PySide6 / Qt6 cdparanoia MusicBrainz API
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Bio-Informatics Closed Source / Simulation

Drosophila Connectome in Minecraft

Simulating the complete adult female fruit fly brain from Princeton's FlyWire FAF-B v783 dataset — 49,114 functional neurons and 241,528 biological synapses — running in real-time (20 ticks/sec) embodied inside a Minecraft player model.

Closed Source Princeton FAF-B Neural Dynamics Simulation
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Panel Modules Closed Source / Tooling

Pterodactyl Blueprint Addons

Custom Blueprint-based extensions developed for managing game server clusters. Includes Player Manager for real-time player inspection, Better Files Manager for streamlined file operations, and custom config editors tailored for server operations.

Closed Source Pterodactyl Blueprint Server Ops
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ADHD Companion Closed Source / Personal

Bramble's Money (ADHD Companion)

A personal budgeting companion built to tackle ADHD spending habits. Uses a locally-hosted LLM (Ollama) mascot that checks recent purchase history, unplayed game backlogs, and credit card headroom before approving new impulsive spending.

Closed Source Local LLM / Ollama ADHD UX Personal Tool
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Systems & Kernel Closed Source / Kernel

Custom Low-Latency Linux Kernel

Custom Linux kernel builds tailored on NixOS and Arch for high-tickrate game hosting stability. Testing BPF-based extensible schedulers (sched-ext), tickless timers (NO_HZ_FULL), and low-latency preemption tweaks.

Closed Source sched-ext NixOS / Arch Kernel Config
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Gaming Utility Closed Source / Tool

TF2 Live Discord Rich Presence

A lightweight Python daemon that monitors local Team Fortress 2 console log output in real-time, extracting current class, active map, team, and killstreaks to broadcast directly onto Discord Rich Presence.

Closed Source Python Discord RPC TF2
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Digital Forensics Academic / UCLan Lab

Memory & Disk Forensics Lab

Investigative coursework and practical lab exercises at UCLan utilizing Volatility 3, Autopsy, SleuthKit, and Wireshark. Practical triage of volatile RAM dumps, unhooking injected DLLs, carving deleted files, and documenting forensic chains of custody.

Volatility 3 Wireshark Autopsy Chain of Custody

An honest breakdown of what I know.

No inflated percentages or corporate buzzwords. Here is a realistic look at what I use daily, what I'm actively studying, and what I tinker with.

Confident & Daily Drivers
Linux Administration NixOS, Arch, Debian

Daily driver OS, systemd service management, bash scripting, troubleshooting package conflicts.

Hardware & Server Assembly Ryzen Builds, Thermals, UEFI

Building custom PCs, diagnosing hardware faults, thermal optimization, bare-metal storage pools.

Game Server Infrastructure Pterodactyl, Docker, Wings

Running Scooperdive nodes, container isolation, backup scheduling, node daemon setup.

Network Fundamentals Nginx, DNS, Reverse Proxies

Configuring SSL, reverse proxy routing, DNS record management, firewall filtering.

Actively Studying @ UCLan
Forensics Chain of Custody ACPO Principles

Evidence handling integrity, write-blockers, verifiable hashing, and investigative documentation.

Volatile Memory Forensics Volatility 3 / RAM Dumps

Triaging Windows/Linux memory captures, inspecting suspicious processes and DLL injection.

Disk Carving & Filesystems Autopsy & SleuthKit

Understanding NTFS, FAT, and EXT4 structures, master file tables, and recovering deleted artifacts.

Network Packet Inspection Wireshark & PCAP Triage

Analyzing traffic captures, identifying protocol anomalies, spotting beaconing and data leaks.

Tinkering & Experiments
Hardware & iOS Hooks Jailbreak / Python Subsystems

Hooking into Taptic linear actuators, PMU thermistor registers, and raw audio on an iPhone 7.

Desktop Tooling (PySide6) Python & Qt6 GUIs

Writing desktop apps like CDRip with cdparanoia integration and multi-API metadata queries.

Local LLM Workflows Ollama API & Local AI

Using local models for practical automation, behavioral coaching (Bramble's Money), and scripts.

Kernel Customization sched-ext, low-latency, sysctl

Compiling customized kernels, testing scheduler responsiveness, and tuning memory parameters.

Query the forensic terminal.

Explore credentials, technical telemetry, and infrastructure specifics directly via the interactive shell.

rparker@cyber-investigations: ~/evidence-vault
LIVE LAB v2.6
Robert Parker Cyber Terminal initialized.
Type help to inspect available investigation commands, or click any quick command below.
Quick Execute:
rparker@cyber-lab:~$
● Forensic Artifact & Hex Telemetry Stream (Live Sample Triage)
[0x00007ff8129000] Volatility 3 Framework v2.7.0 (Linux/Windows Profile Analyzer) [0x00007ff8129040] Scanning physical memory capture: win11_victim_memdump.raw (16,384 MB) [0x00007ff8129080] PID PPID ImageFileName Offset(V) Threads Handles Status [0x00007ff81290c0] 4 0 System 0xffffd003b8080040 242 0 Active [0x00007ff8129100] 748 4 smss.exe 0xffffd003ba412080 4 62 Active [0x00007ff8129140] 824 748 csrss.exe 0xffffd003ba489080 16 680 Active [0x00007ff8129180] 4920 824 svchost.exe [INJECTED] 0xffffd003c1490200 3 14 ALERT [0x00007ff81291c0] ↳ VAD Tag: VadS | Protection: PAGE_EXECUTE_READWRITE (RWX) [0x00007ff8129200] ↳ Memory Base: 0x0000018a00200000 | Size: 131,072 bytes | MZ header detected in private commit [0x00007ff8129240] ↳ Thread 0x13c0 executing unbacked memory page outside mapped ntdll.dll space. [0x00007ff8129280] [SUCCESS] Process injection signature extracted to evidence vault #EV-2026-0849.

Let's build or investigate together.

Whether you want to discuss cyber threat intelligence, forensic casework, high-performance infrastructure, or business collaborations — reach out.

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